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This is why I love everyone.

"The Entourage Entourage star was ordered by doctors to pull out of the David Mamet David Mamet play because his mercury levels were "shockingly high" - reportedly due to eating too much sushi."

Why do stupid people say stupid things?

So apparently director extraordinaire Michael Bay put up a fuss about director actually extraordinaire McG (hey, he produces Supernatural, I'm in the man's debt) for using robots, big robots, in his new film Terminator: Salvation.

I'm completely on Michael Bay's side here. I mean, before Transformers came out, there had never been big robots on screen before. Somebody once tried to tell me that there was a whole tv series about transforming robots, and that it was even called Transformers, but I slapped him in the face and told him to never question Michael Bay's creative abilities.

If I were Michael Bay, I'd go right for the next obvious target: Brad Bird's The Iron Giant. That film was a complete rip off of Pearl Harbor.

via: /film

"Oh no, wait, you mean that was the guy who made Swept Away? I guess he might have had this coming ."

I couldn't really understand what Sacha Baron Cohen was saying half the time, so this joke went completely over my head. How dare a comedian make jokes about an acclaimed director like Guy Ritchie. Is acclaimed the right word?