Now I have to buy a new laptop...

And it's all Kate Winslet's fault. Since her Golden Globe wins there have been 120 articles about her on the imdb newsfeed. So now my keyboard is broken because after the first ten articles I just started puking all over it every time I read another one.

How much do you want to bet she spends the rest of her life resenting this child?

Bowling for dolla dolla billz

I really hope this guy is successful in suing Michael Moore for all that he's got. But then again, it's Michael Moore, so that's like what, $100,000, and his handbook, appropriately titled: "How to over exaggerate situations, completely skew the truth, profit from other people's misfortunes, and make bad movies".

It's a pretty rare book.

Dr. Acula

Slow news day.

Why do stupid people say stupid things?

So apparently director extraordinaire Michael Bay put up a fuss about director actually extraordinaire McG (hey, he produces Supernatural, I'm in the man's debt) for using robots, big robots, in his new film Terminator: Salvation.

I'm completely on Michael Bay's side here. I mean, before Transformers came out, there had never been big robots on screen before. Somebody once tried to tell me that there was a whole tv series about transforming robots, and that it was even called Transformers, but I slapped him in the face and told him to never question Michael Bay's creative abilities.

If I were Michael Bay, I'd go right for the next obvious target: Brad Bird's The Iron Giant. That film was a complete rip off of Pearl Harbor.

via: /film

"Oh no, wait, you mean that was the guy who made Swept Away? I guess he might have had this coming ."

I couldn't really understand what Sacha Baron Cohen was saying half the time, so this joke went completely over my head. How dare a comedian make jokes about an acclaimed director like Guy Ritchie. Is acclaimed the right word?

Unbelievable...

I can't believe James Franco didn't win best actor for The Dark Knight. This is why nobody likes the Golden Globes.


No wait...

Rick Moranis: "Honey, I hate our kids!"

Gosh, everyone's getting on the Sam Mendes train. Who keeps giving this man a camera? And why does he keep making movies about why the lives of my parents are, essentially, wasted and meaningless? If everyone were a self-centred jerk like the characters in his movies, the population decline would be so severe that the dolphins would surely overthrow us.

If you are, however, a fan of Mr. Mendes, you can get both Jarhead and Road to Perdition at 2 for $10 in your local Wal-Mart remainder bin. You'd think he'd take the hint...