Oh no, wait, these are the BAFTA winners. It's all the same. Really.
The Academy is going to have to pull it together and do something completely unexpected so that we don't get bored of the same people making the same speech every time they win in the same category. I would suggest that the easiest way to do this would be to cut Kate Winslet out of the ceremony completely.
"Oh Cias, why do you dislike Kate Winslet so?"
Because I can.
