Oscar winners announced early!

Oh no, wait, these are the BAFTA winners. It's all the same. Really.

The Academy is going to have to pull it together and do something completely unexpected so that we don't get bored of the same people making the same speech every time they win in the same category. I would suggest that the easiest way to do this would be to cut Kate Winslet out of the ceremony completely.

"Oh Cias, why do you dislike Kate Winslet so?"

Because I can.

Conflicted

The pleasant smile that crossed my face when I saw that Michael Sheen had won for his role as David Frost in Frost/Nixon, was not enough to repair the wound in my soul from seeing that Stephen Daldry beat Danny Boyle in the best director category.

I mean no harm to Stephen Daldry; The Hours and Billy Elliot were great movies. But Kate Winslet crying all over the screen was not nearly as spectacular as watching Hindus and Muslims fighting on the streets of Mumbai from a child's point of view.

I suppose nobody knows what the British Movie Awards are anyway....

Now I have to buy a new laptop...

And it's all Kate Winslet's fault. Since her Golden Globe wins there have been 120 articles about her on the imdb newsfeed. So now my keyboard is broken because after the first ten articles I just started puking all over it every time I read another one.

How much do you want to bet she spends the rest of her life resenting this child?

Dr. Acula

Slow news day.